Funny Christmas Sweater Dress with Lights - Contest Winner!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! This green corduroy Christmas dress has a 3 foot tall 1970s macrame tree sewn to the front. It's complete with lights and vintage 70s ornaments. Additional wonderfulness includes gold garland at the neck and dangling ornaments on the shoulder. Background secret: This amazing 1970s macrame tree was purchased on eBay to be sewn on this dress. It used to hang on someone's porch! No kidding. Now it's on a contest winning dress. Score!